j'adore mon bebe

When I was in Nice the other day a guy winked at me while I was with Ben. What makes you think that’s a good idea? I am clearly with someone. It isn’t cute or appealing and had my husband seen you you would have regretted it immensely.

Men are dumb.

I don’t care about my thigh chub or widened hips, but I just want toned arms and not too much of a fupa.

life goals.

rapunzelie:

things i don’t own enough of
• lingerie
• candles
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them

(via forest-kiss)

Eloise can’t say bug properly and Ben and I are trying so hard not to laugh.

I have a lot of plates on my shoulders

—Ben trying to explain how stressed he is

I don’t thank God or the universe enough for bringing Benjamin and me together.

Forever lusting over Tom Ford makeup.